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seen Jun 10 '14 at 14:53

This is a canary message, to be removed in the case of my death. If you're reading this, I haven't died yet.

Then again, how would you know? I mean, how could I possibly delete this message after my own demise?

You know what? Just go ahead and assume I'm dead. Any posts appearing to be made by me are from an impostor who's stolen my identity post-mortem, and only further prove the fact that I am dead. After all, why would I even think to post a canary message if I was expecting to be alive to remove it anyway?

In any case, I'm still not the droid you're looking for.


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I've heard of a drink that does this, called the Red-Headed Stranger. It's a Bloody Mary that uses sriracha, tabasco, wasabi, and more.
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